Johnny the Talking and Singing Toilet is an animated prop made in 2000. He gives the realistic appearance of an actual toilet. He says 12 hysterical phrases and sings a song which is a parody of Rockin' Robin, "I'm Your Toilet". He also makes flushing noises.
- Clean me!
- A clean toilet is a happy toilet.
- Somebody step on a duck?
- Hey! Turn on the fan!
- (Flushing sound)
- You're gonna leave that where?
- Whooey! Somebody light a match!
- Put the seat down when you're through!
- Whew! That stinks!
- I need a vacation.
- This stinks!
- Instead of using a button, this one has a handle you press down on to activate like a real toilet.
- This item has a very similar movements to Douglas Fir because the lid and seat are the eyes and mouth of the item.